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Hi everybody! I'm an actress, artist, model, musician, poet, web designer and ex-circus clown. I have my own online Bikini business, which I model bikinis for. I've always loved wearing bikinis and it's fantastic to be able to sell and model the cutest bikinis ever!
My blissfully happy childhood was spent in the woods in the Pacific Northwest, where I climbed trees, wore leaf crowns, and pretended I was Jungle Girl. I've always been really interested in Natural Beauty Recipes and used to smear myself with everything from fruit to mud to seaweed in the quest for eternal youth! I named the forest by our house "Ravanna Fionna", the Faerie Forest, and wrote a song about it.

I still want to live in a pink tree house, wear bikinis, eat fruit, talk to the animals, and swing on vines all day, just like Jungle Girl! Growing up, I was always painting, drawing, making jewelry, acting, and writing funny poems. In highschool I loved acting and was in all the plays. I learned to play the guitar too! I continued in theater in college, but found I could be more creative in the art department, where I spent my time painting on all my clothes, sculpting a giant cage, a tongue mobile and sewing a g-string out of gummy bears! So I happily became an art major, where I was introduced to the wonders of filming and creating funny skits in a video production class. Through most of college, until I moved out on my own, I continued to play in the woods almost every day!

When I only had one quarter until graduation, I auditioned for R.B.B.B. Clown College and was accepted. I quit college to run away with the circus!! Ringling Bros. Barnum and Bailey, to be exact. It was a total adventure, and I loved being a circus clown!! I returned after a year to get my B.A. in Interdisciplinary Visual Art. After college, I interned for the Bill Nye the Science Guy television show! It was a lot of fun, and I learned a lot. I used to jump rope in the office during down time, before the secretary told me to stop. I did a lot of errands, running tapes all over town in my hot pink Subaru with flames. Then I started sewing sequins on my bikinis instead of jump roping when things were slow. I got to be in a couple episodes of the show too! Once as a clown, and once as a "glamor girl"!! They asked me to be a hand model once, but I was wearing my glitter blue nail polish that day, and it was just too wild for their shot.

I started my own comedy public access show soon after my internship, because I have always wanted my own television show, ever since I saw the "Carol Burnett Show" when I was little!! I kept sewing more sequin bras, writing poems, and started playing the guitar in earnest and writing songs. I had my public access show for five years, and during that time I learned nonlinear video editing, special effects, and edited all my shows on my computer. I also taught myself html so I could create this site! Now I have four sites, all of which I created and maintain myself.

After living for a couple months in Hawaii in 2003, I moved to southern California, where I continue to film, edit, design websites, and escape to Hawaii whenever I can get away. I've edited most all the clips on the Videos and the Bloopers page myself. I've always been a health nut and loved exercising, so it's fun to live in a climate where I can wear shorts all the time and go running everyday, swim in the ocean in the summer, plus I'm able to grow wheatgrass trays and sprouted greens outside. I started my own online bikini business in the spring of 2005 with some extra birthday money, and now I'm selling bikinis full time. I love it, I am surrounded by the most fabulous bikinis in the whole world!

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